Alcohol seldom makes you smarter

A Polish farmer is facing jail after he drove his two ton tractor down a set of stairs in a drunken bet.
Tomasz Jankowski, 45, tried to drive his tractor down the city centre steps in the middle of a town square in Tczew in north west Poland after drinking with friends.
He said: “After a few vodkas the staircase seemed a lot wider than it really was and nowhere near as steep.”
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Members of the Martin County Fire Rescue Hazmat team responded to a fuel clean-up Tuesday morning after a boater pumped [100 gallons of] gasoline into his fishing rod holder instead of his gas tank.
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