An udderly fascinating political problem. What would Hillary do?

What to do with sacred cows

After deposing the (Nepalese) monarch, (the new) leaders now face a bigger challenge – what to do with his 60 sacred cows.

They voted out King Gyanendra in May but removing the beasts could prove trickier in the Hindu nation.

‘Maybe the ministry of agriculture should use them for research,’ offered one official.

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Can you use a sacred cow for research? Doesn’t seem likely that would go over well.