What’s up, Mom?

A holiday gift arrived early at the Roger Williams Park Zoo [Providence, RI] last week. It was delivered neither by Santa nor by stork, but by a Masai giraffe named Sukari.
…So the announcement might read: Sukari, 15, and Griffin, 19, are the parents of Baby -?-, born about 6:30 p.m., Dec. 22, 2008, weighing 90 to 95 pounds and measuring 5 feet 6 inches.
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