The Great Pumpkin arrived a little early this year

A 1,145-pound pumpkin from the “Kentucky Pumpkin Mafia” came in first place at the Giant Pumpkin Contest at the Indiana State Fair Sunday, officials said.
Is that in the Constitution?
A [Minneapolis] man who was arrested for indecent exposure told police it was his right as a man to lie naked in a park’s volleyball court…
Officers recognized [him] because they brought him to a hospital last weekend for a mental health check.
via wcco.com
Perhaps they need to run that check again.
Smile, you’re on eight candid cameras
A thief has made a bid for the title of New Zealand’s dumbest crook after providing his name and contact details to a store clerk minutes before grabbing money from the cash register in full view of the Christchurch store’s eight surveillance cameras.
via Stuff.co.nz.
items. No blood or gore or fatal car accidents or fires or cameras stuck in the face of grieving parents or any of the other “news” that your TV proudly presents.
