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Fight Against Maturity

Maybe the aliens are on a coffee break

Daily Mail

cropcircle.jpgThis summer will go down as a dismal year for strange apparitions amid the cereal. Numbers are way down and no one knows why. Those who believe the patterns are extra-terrestrial signals claim the alien messengers have despaired of planet earth and have driven their UFOs off to another galaxy.

Others claim there is a farmers’ conspiracy to destroy all circles as soon as they appear. The curious death of a well-known crop-trampling enthusiast has also been cited, as has the present heatwave.


July 31, 2006 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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