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You can’t make this stuff up.

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A Romanian man is in trouble after he locked his allegedly unfaithful wife in the chicken coop for a week. The 70-year-old woman from Cotu Vames village in Suceava county managed to get out only after some neighbours called the police. They said they were alerted by the strange noises coming from the coop at night.

The 72-year-old husband is now being investigated for false imprisonment and beatings. He said: “I knew she was cheating on me and I locked her there in the coop so she wouldn’t be tempted to do bad things.”

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October 26, 2006 Posted by | Uncategorized | Comments Off on You can’t make this stuff up.

Sacrilege! There will be rioting in the streets

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guinness.jpg Guinness is to go from its traditional black colour to red. The new type of Guinness will be made from lightly roasted barley. According to The Sun, it will go on trial at pubs in the UK over the next few months.

Spokeswoman Katrina Ward said: “We can confirm we are currently working on an innovation called Guinness Red. It is a new variant of Guinness, lightly roasted for a rich red colour.”

Guinness is the fourth most popular beer in UK pubs.


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October 26, 2006 Posted by | Uncategorized | Comments Off on Sacrilege! There will be rioting in the streets