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St. Petersburg Times

An Iowa man, apparently in town for a wedding, was arrested late Thursday after a hotel bartender spotted him naked and fondling himself on the beach, police said.

Matthew Berns, 35, of Burlington, Iowa, was arrested after he tried to escape authorities by jumping into the Gulf of Mexico and swimming away. Clearwater Fire Rescue officials, working with the U.S. Coast Guard, worked for more than two hours to persuade Berns to board a rescue vessel.

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Wait a minute…how far did yoy say it is across the Gulf of Mexico?

October 26, 2007 - Posted by | Dumb Stuff, People

2 Comments

  1. Gulf of Iowa? ha ha…

    Comment by s8 | October 28, 2007

  2. Gulf of Iowa? You lost me, mate.

    Comment by oldstersview | October 28, 2007


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