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Crime tip: Don’t steal a car near a donut shop…too many cops around

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One suspect apparently doesn’t believe in cliches.

A man who allegedly stole a car Thursday from a parking lot was stopped by police minutes later.

“You have got to be careful about stealing a car that close to a doughnut shop,” said Chief Fred Hayes.

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December 15, 2007 Posted by | Dumb Crook | Comments Off on Crime tip: Don’t steal a car near a donut shop…too many cops around

Go ahead and swear at toilets…it’s OK now.

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In what will undoubtedly be viewed by future generations as an landmark ruling, the Pennsylvania housewife charged with disorderly conduct for letting forth a stream of abuse during an overflowing toilet emergency has been acquitted, AP reports.

For those of you not up to speed on the Dawn Herb toilet-cuss outrage, the 33-year-old West Scranton pottymouth was confronted with an overflowing john on 11 October this year, and was reported by off-duty police officer Patrick Gilman when she let forth a stream of profanity.

December 15, 2007 Posted by | People | Comments Off on Go ahead and swear at toilets…it’s OK now.