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A Polish farmer is facing jail after he drove his two ton tractor down a set of stairs in a drunken bet.

Tomasz Jankowski, 45, tried to drive his tractor down the city centre steps in the middle of a town square in Tczew in north west Poland after drinking with friends.

He said: “After a few vodkas the staircase seemed a lot wider than it really was and nowhere near as steep.”

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May 14, 2008 Posted by | accident messes, Dumb drivers, Dumb Stuff | , , | 1 Comment


Members of the Martin County Fire Rescue Hazmat team responded to a fuel clean-up Tuesday morning after a boater pumped [100 gallons of] gasoline into his fishing rod holder instead of his gas tank.

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May 14, 2008 Posted by | accident messes, boat, Dumb Stuff, People | | Comments Off on Ooops!