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Got $4.7M worth of marijuana? It’s a good idea to obey traffic laws.

More at toledoblade.com

A Naperville, Ill., man was arraigned yesterday in Maumee Municipal Court after authorities seized 104 pounds of marijuana valued at $4.7 million from his vehicle during a traffic stop Tuesday on the Ohio Turnpike.

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After the law is done with him it seems likely that the guys he was transporting the pot for will want to have a little “chat” too.

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July 3, 2008 Posted by | Dumb Crook | , | 1 Comment

“A” for creativity, “F” for burgling

More at Appleton Post-Crescent

A [Wisconsin] couple was awakened in the wee hours of the morning Wednesday to the sound of a burglar whistling in their basement. Then events really got strange: The man was discovered wearing the couple’s clothes and covered with barbecue sauce.

The homeowner grabbed an unloaded shotgun, confronted the intruder and ordered him upstairs, where he held him at gunpoint until police arrived, according to the criminal complaint.

Aaron M. Maurice, 35, 300 E. Fremont St., was wearing the woman’s jacket and the man’s hat and explained “he was in the military and that someone had tipped off the FBI that (he) was providing secrets to the terrorists.”

He told the police that the barbecue sauce, taken from the couple’s refrigerator, was “an urban disguise, if you will.”

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Or even if you won’t…

July 3, 2008 Posted by | Dumb Crook | | Comments Off on “A” for creativity, “F” for burgling