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Lawn-mower-icide proves once again: Alcohol doesn’t make you smarter.


Cops allege a Milwaukee man was drunk when he decided to mow his lawn in the wee hours of the morning. When his mower wouldn’t start he proceeded to his basement, got a shotgun, and blasted the mower twice. Strangely that didn’t make it easier to start but what it did start was a conversation with the police who contend it was a criminal action and he now faces up to six years in jail and a $12,000 fine.

I’m guessing you aren’t supposed to discharge a shotgun in the Milwaukee city limits. Who knew?

July 27, 2008 - Posted by | Dumb Stuff, People | ,

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