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Flash! Stop the presses! Dinosaurs built the pyramids!

MaltaToday

Fred Off To Build Pyramids

Fred Off To Build Pyramids

Far from becoming extinct 65 million years ago, the dinosaurs actually co-existed with early humans, and even helped in the construction of the pyramids.

This is the word of Vince Fenech, Evangelist pastor and director of a fully licensed, State-approved Creationist institution [on Malta] which admits children aged between four and 18.

“Of course the ‘dinoceros’ existed (as Fenech pronounces the word). It is mentioned in the Book of Job. They were used to help build the pyramids,” he says, adding that this latter observation is only “his personal belief”…

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August 22, 2008 Posted by | Dumb Stuff, Strange | , | Comments Off on Flash! Stop the presses! Dinosaurs built the pyramids!

WOW! Gasoline prices fell just over one quarter of one percent!!

Have you ever pondered whether the petroleum companies are screwing you? Well, ponder this. Crude oil prices fell 5.5% yesterday and the price of gasoline plummeted, plummeted I say, by just over one quarter of one percent. Remember how gasoline prices rose instantly with every increase in the price of oil? Daily if not hourly? Strange how the price of gasoline never seems to fall as rapidly as it goes up. If I didn’t know how saintly all big oil execs are I might be tempted to think they were profiteering…nah, surely not.

August 22, 2008 Posted by | Cars, petroleum | , | 2 Comments

The better to hear you with, my dear…

TODAYshow.com

The owners of Yoda — a cat with four ears — could use a couple of extra hands to answer their telephones.

Ted and Valerie Rock said they’ve been inundated with television offers and media inquiries since their son posted a photo of their smoke-colored cat on a Web site. That turned the four-eared feline from a suburban animal oddity into an instant Internet celebrity.

August 22, 2008 Posted by | animals, cats, Strange | | Comments Off on The better to hear you with, my dear…