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Nessie? Bigfoot? Ogopogo?

So what do we do if any of these legendary creatures is actually found? Not to worry. As long ago as 1977 the U.S. government had a plan. You can download a pdf amd read it here.

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September 6, 2008 Posted by | animals | , , | Comments Off on Nessie? Bigfoot? Ogopogo?

You can’t make this stuff up. No one would believe you.

Link to Yahoo! News

A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink.

Dallas police Cpl. Kevin Janse said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas 7-Eleven Wednesday afternoon, rolled straight toward the cash register and beat it with a baseball bat until it opened.

September 6, 2008 Posted by | People, Strange | | Comments Off on You can’t make this stuff up. No one would believe you.

Luna strikes again.

NJ.com

Police officers called to a South Trenton [New Jersey] home Wednesday morning clearly heard what they thought was a female voice calling out for assistance. Nobody answered the front door, and with seconds ticking away, and a dog barking inside the house, a sergeant ordered officers to kick in the door of the Centre Street home at about 9:50 a.m.

With their guns drawn, officers searched room-by-room and found no humans in distress, but they continued to hear the pleas for help.

In a first floor bedroom, they figured out the mystery: a caged bird, a cockatoo, that was repeatedly saying, “Help me! Help me!”

After police officers figured out there was no alarm, and that they and the 911 callers had been duped, the bird, whose name is Luna, eventually introduced herself with a simple “Hello.”

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This is the second time that Luna has “called” police. There’s lots more at the link above.

The image is not Luna.

September 6, 2008 Posted by | animals | | Comments Off on Luna strikes again.