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“Nigerian police detain goat over armed robbery.” (Some headlines can’t be improved.)

Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

“The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat,” Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.

“We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat,” he said.

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January 23, 2009 - Posted by | animals

2 Comments

  1. …and since this is on the web from Nigeria it must be true that the goat is the transformed robber.

    Comment by Cuz | January 26, 2009

  2. “The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth…”

    Comment by oldstersview | January 26, 2009


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