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Sorry, your policy doesn’t cover cow licks

A Tennessee man’s homeowners insurance apparently doesn’t cover “acts of cow.” Jerry Lynn Davis called the Hawkins County Sheriff’s office on Thursday, complaining that a neighbor’s cows had been licking his house. In the process, Davis says the curious bovines did about $100 in damage by ripping off a screen window, cracking the glass and pulling down a gutter.

The Kingsport Times-News reports that Davis’s home is just a couple of feet from a fence enclosing the cows’ pasture. They managed to poke their heads through to lick the house, though a deputy’s report did not indicate what made the house so tasty.

via KansasCity.com.

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December 7, 2009 Posted by | animals | | Comments Off on Sorry, your policy doesn’t cover cow licks

The cops, like the Queen, were not amused

A lorry driver was pulled up by police in China – after driving for hundreds of miles with a sheet of cardboard covering his broken windscreen.

Mr Li drove by sticking his head out of the side window – in freezing conditions – or by peering through tiny holes in the cardboard, reports China News Network.

via Ananova – Trucker pulled over with cardboard windscreen.

December 7, 2009 Posted by | cops, Dumb drivers | | Comments Off on The cops, like the Queen, were not amused