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Say it with flowers? Nah. Say it with manure.

An Iowa farmer has given his wife her “crappiest” ever birthday present.

Dick Kleis used a manure spreader to spell out “HAP B DAY LUV U” in a field visible from the living room of the couple’s home. Wife Carole was surprisingly happy with the gift of more than 50 tonnes of dung, reports the local Telegraph Herald. “He’s done weird things before for birthdays,” she said. “But maybe not this weird.”

Mr Kleis did also take his wife out for dinner and a movie to celebrate her 67th birthday, but wanted to do something unique.

via Ananova – Hubby says it with manure.

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January 9, 2010 Posted by | Big stink, Strange | , | Comments Off on Say it with flowers? Nah. Say it with manure.