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You can’t fooll me! You’re not really dead.

A Romanian woman did not report her husband’s death for two weeks because she thought he was faking his death to get away from her.

The 72-year-old woman told police in Vaslui she wanted to make sure her husband wasn’t trying to trick her by faking his death so he could start a new life with his mistress, so she sat over his body for 14 days before going to authorities, the Romanian Times reports.

via Suspicious wife watches dead hubby for two weeks

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July 12, 2010 Posted by | crazy, Strange | Comments Off on You can’t fooll me! You’re not really dead.

Police report finding two pieces of bacon in the closet.

A dispute over the ownership of a frying pan led to third-degree burns for one South Bend man and 11 stitches for another, police reports said…

A 49-year-old man was cooking bacon on the stove..when his 47-year-old brother-in-law claimed the pan was his, the report said. The argument led to the man cooking cornering the younger man (in) a closet and spilling hot grease on the younger man. The report said the 47-year-old then grabbed the pan from his attacker and hit him in the head twice.,,

Police did report finding two pieces of bacon in the closet.

via WSBT – News, Weather, Sports South Bend | Local News.

July 12, 2010 Posted by | Dumb Stuff | Comments Off on Police report finding two pieces of bacon in the closet.