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October 31, 2010 Posted by | Dumb Stuff | Comments Off on File under “Unlikely”

Mr. Kaput may truly be kaput now.

It’ll take more than a few parking meters to cover the $200,000 bail for a West Side (Chicago) man charged with knocking over meters with his van in order to steal the contents.

At a bond hearing today, prosecutors said Jeffrey Kaput literally knocked over four of the 200-pound boxes, valued at more than $6,000 each, earlier this month. “He would knock the boxes over with his van, at which point he would place them in the back of the van and remove the cash box,” Assistant State’s Attorney Lorraine Scaduto said in court.  She did not say how much money Kaput allegedly recovered from the meters.

via  Chicago Breaking News.

October 31, 2010 Posted by | crazy, Dumb Crook | Comments Off on Mr. Kaput may truly be kaput now.