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You mean this isn’t a motel?

Police in Tennessee were called to a funeral home where workers found two intruders sleeping inside caskets.

One man escaped, but police caught and arrested Barrett Lance Hartsock, who was charged with burglary and vandalism over $1,000.

via 2 Intruders Found Sleeping In Funeral Home Caskets.

According to police the two did $9000 in damage to the two caskets. Maybe because the funeral home didn’t want to sell two slightly used caskets?

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August 25, 2011 Posted by | Creepy, Dumb Crook, Uncategorized | Comments Off on You mean this isn’t a motel?

Crime tip: Transporting weed on your bike? Be sure you have a bell.

A 17-year-old Sarnia, Ont., teen faces drug charges after police say they caught him with almost a kilogram of marijuana after stopping him because his bicycle had no bell.

via Canoe.ca.

August 25, 2011 Posted by | Uncategorized | Comments Off on Crime tip: Transporting weed on your bike? Be sure you have a bell.

It’s so important to start your marriage on the right foot

A newly wed Pennsylvania couple was arrested while stealing $1000 worth of food for their reception from a super market. Those strange looking tubes up in the corner? Those are security cameras, folks.

via TBOEXTRA.com

August 25, 2011 Posted by | Dumb Crook | Comments Off on It’s so important to start your marriage on the right foot