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Hello, 911? There’s a body on the roof.

A maintenance crew discovered what looked like a mutilated body with a severed head on top of an Anchorage office building. But any urgency responding police officers had Wednesday calmed once they discovered the remains were the partial carcass of an ungulate, likely a moose.

via The Associated Press: ‘Body’ on top of building likely a moose carcass.

Getting the moose up there is not as spectacular a feat as it at first sounds. It was a one story building.

October 8, 2009 Posted by | animals, cops, Strange | , | Comments Off on Hello, 911? There’s a body on the roof.

How do you handcuff a bear? Verrrry carefully.

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Residents of Anchorage, Alaska, say they’re divided over how to handle bears who roam too close to homes, parks and businesses.

The Alaska Assembly is considering a plan to hire a “bear cop” who would keep track of meandering bears and use air horns and rubber bullets to drive them back into the wild, the Anchorage Daily News reported Monday.

via Anchorage considers ‘bear cop’ – UPI.com.

December 15, 2008 Posted by | animals | , | Comments Off on How do you handcuff a bear? Verrrry carefully.