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Be on the lookout for a pudgy naked dancer

Dallas police are looking for a man who they say repeatedly sneaks into backyards, dances around naked and then runs away…

Police say he usually climbs a fence or goes through a gate and either dances naked or jumps in a swimming pool naked. Police say he also has danced naked on top of a backyard air conditioning unit.

Police say they’re looking for a pudgy man who is about 6 feet tall and covers his face while dancing.

More via 10connects.com | Tampa, St. Petersburg, Clearwater.

October 9, 2009 Posted by | Dumb Crook, Dumb Stuff | , | Comments Off on Be on the lookout for a pudgy naked dancer

“Naked man foils car theft”

Some headlines are too good to change and this one from Boulder, Colorado , is one of them:

Naked man foils car theft, nabs suspect for Boulder police

Justin Chentnik, now wearing clothes, gives credit to Skip [his girl friend’s dog] for alerting his friend that a man was trying to steal her car around 4 a.m. Friday. Chentnik ran out of the house naked, grabbed the man and held him until police arrived

It’s a good thing Justin Chentnik isn’t modest. If he were, his friend would be out a car, and he’d be out a good story.

The rest of this story is here at   Colorado Daily

September 15, 2009 Posted by | cops, crazy, Dumb Crook, Fun stuff | , | 1 Comment

Is that in the Constitution?

A [Minneapolis] man who was arrested for indecent exposure told police it was his right as a man to lie naked in a park’s volleyball court…

Officers recognized [him] because they brought him to a hospital last weekend for a mental health check.

via  wcco.com

Perhaps they need to run that check again.

August 17, 2009 Posted by | Dumb Stuff | , | 2 Comments